DREAMER
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♫ Big fat ears, thick long nose.♫
♫ Can't live without eating three meals, aiyo so delicious.♫
♫ Everyday living life without worries or stress. ♫
♫ Eat then sleep, sleep then eat, isn't this my dream.♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ You're not supposed to be fat and lazy ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ Actually I can be a role model too. ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ I actually have a heart of gold. ♫
♫ Pig, are you a pig? Pig, are you a pig?♫
♫ I have a dream, and I have hope too.♫
Dreamer
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Episode 2: When God closes all the doors, He never forgets to leave the windows open.
Of course it's my company! Over 200 square meters at the heart of the city.
You have to come to me when you come to Beijing. I will provide you with the best service.
I have to go. I need to have a meeting with the employees.
Hanging up now, bye.
Begin our meeting.
Ok, seeing as we can't even collect the registration fee, let's just part on our own ways.
Mom always used to say when God closes the doors, He never forgets to close the windows too.
That's okay! Unless none of you can see
that I am actually a very discrete
wealthy second generation person.
I can prove it.
Scam Plan
Help!
Uncle, prepare to begin.
5, 4, 3.
Are we starting?
What? We're starting, uncle.
Then why didn't you say 2 and 1?
I'm used to doing 5, 4, 3.
- Again, again. - Begin!
- Is everything set up?- Yeah.
Why don't I trust you? Here, let me see.
What are you doing, Xia Li? Taking selfies?
We're doing a kidnapping, okay? Why can't you be more professional?
Are you stupid? Again!
I just wanted to check my hair.
You unlucky child.
Again, again.
2, 1!
Dad! Help me, dad!
- Dad! - Shut up!
You want to save you son?
It's not 30 hours, but 3 hours!
As for the amount, I will use WeChat to send it to your phone.
Stop, stop. I feel like something's off.
It couldn't be that Uncle recognized me and we got caught, right?
It couldn't be that he's my fan, right?
It must be because you blocked me from the camera!
I know. It must be because I'm too handsome.
Dad! Help me, dad!
This kidnapping was perfect!
Principal's office
I'm used to doing 5, 4, 3.
Let me see it.
What are you doing, Xia Li? Taking selfies?
Crazy kids.
Hurry up and rush him!
Rush him, Xia Li!
Did he reply?
He replied!
So fast. That's how you know he's my real dad.
He replied with, "You are no longer friends with this user, please send your request again."
I'm in trouble.
Sis, you can't smoke in Beijing now. You're getting fined.
So what? Do you think I can't pay it?
¥200.
You got a baby huh. I've seen plenty of girls like you.
I only have one phrase
to describe your generation.
Full of ammunition.
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Right, Fu Chu?
I can prove it.
Surgery fee, ¥600.
Anesthesia, ¥1200.
minus ¥300,
Partial anesthesia.
Hospital fee, ¥500.
Meal plan, ¥500.
Natural recovery, minus ¥500.
Bro, do you think this is ok?
Half - half.
Registration fee is still not covered by ¥1000.
Then I guess we can sell some autographed photos to my fans.
Are we really betting?
Hardcore Poker Competition
Twenty 8's.
Do you believe me?
I believe you.
Why are you so stupid?
Don't move! Get down! Everyone get down!
Bro, let's talk.
Talk your sister. Get down!
Why is it my sister again?
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Sigh and you can go.
You sure got the abortion fast.
After failing at scamming everyone,
all they were able to do was to use crowdfunding
to help Sunny accumulate the registration fees.
Where's my pen?
Abortion today, work tomorrow.
Abortion today, work tomorrow. Perfect.
I am your little engine, Sunny.
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore ♫
♫ Letting everyone cheer for me ♫
♫When I am old, I will tell my grandchildren ♫
♫I am a uncommon road ♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore ♫
♫I have a dream that I have to protect. ♫
♫Always the one experiencing the grief and sorrow. ♫
♫Slowly forgetting how to cry ♫
♫ I am just a pig, a pig who doesn't snore ♫
♫ Letting everyone cheer for me ♫
♫When I am old, I will tell my grandchildren ♫
♫I am a uncommon road ♫